MISSED CONNECTION: You were my HOME.

You were my HOME – w4m (Portland) I remember reading about you in the Portland Press Herald’s classifieds circa 2003-2007. You were on the peninsula and I didn’t need a car to get… Continue reading →

Paleontologists Discover New Dinosaur Species Deep in Peninsula Snow Bank

The findings, published earlier this week in the Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology, show that the new species belongs to a group of dinosaurs that roamed Portland in the pre-Snow Fall period.

Yes. Life’s Good Here. Unless You Don’t Have Off-Street Parking.

Uninspired but Creative-Leaning Types Eagerly Anticipate the Rise of 3 Degrees Portland

A network of people who can’t quite think outside the box, but wish they could.

Riot Breaks Out at Muse Paintbar When Bachelorette Adds Her Own Details to Painting

Dig staffers join the Bollard, forming Country’s most unbearable Alt-Weekly

  The Phoenix can’t rise from the ashes if Busby won’t stop the burn.

Portland Food Co-Op Fields Protests of Disgruntled Former Fast Food Customers

They aren’t loving it: years after the doors were shuttered at 290 Congress Street, several die-hard McDonald’s Express customers protest the presence of the new community owned grocery store. “I refuse to accept that McD’s Express isn’t… Continue reading →

West End’s Cumberland Farms Offers Unique ‘Farm to Table’ Experience

Harvard’s Center for Health Decision Science Finds Portland’s Foodie Culture Actually Destroying Futures

“Our study shows that citizens of Portland are so brainwashed by the restaurant culture that they spend their entire income on eating out,” says the report’s lead scientist, “projections show that this can only lead… Continue reading →

Corporate Takeover: City Sold to Life Is Good, Inc.

Turns out the City’s newly branded motto, “Portland, Maine. Yes, Life’s Good Here” was merely a set-up to ease transition between municipal government and the new corporate leadership. The New England based t-shirt… Continue reading →